“You could see the tinkle of the big chandelier.” – Gil Deguire, Windsor, ON

“My sweetheart Louise had just gone through a surgery. To perk her up, I said let’s go down to the fireworks.” – James O’Conner, Windsor, ON

“I never allow people to know I’m coming fishing again.” – Denis Walters, Mississauga, ON

“We’ve had a 6-foot bear out in front of the store since we started.” – Murray Farncombe, Oakville, ON

“I don’t believe the kind of, like, spiritual thing, but my brain told me: this is it.” – Aoki Motoaki, Oakville, ON